ICQ History Log For:
Started on Thursday July 20 00:09:24 2000
American Woman 5/18/00 9:01 PM : wasup who are ya well how old are ya
Aaron 5/18/00 9:08 PM : didn't you add me to your list first?
American Woman 5/18/00 9:09 PM : well ya but i didn't look on your info
Aaron 5/18/00 9:14 PM : Have you now?
American Woman 5/18/00 9:17 PM : yup you live in canada did ya look at mine i'm
kinda way younger than you you probably won't
want to talk to me know i hope ya will bc it
really doesn't matter i have older plp on here
Aaron 5/18/00 9:21 PM : well, a pessimistic attitude doesn't get you
very far with me, but I'm not an age
American Woman 5/18/00 9:21 PM : thats good
American Woman 6/14/00 10:52 PM : wasup
American Woman 6/28/00 1:04 AM : wasup
Aaron 6/28/00 1:05 AM : nothing much really, just staying up late
American Woman 6/28/00 1:06 AM : thats cool
Aaron 6/28/00 1:07 AM : actually, it's dangerously uncool.
American Woman 6/28/00 1:07 AM : why is it uncool
Aaron 6/28/00 1:08 AM : sleep is cool, right?
therefore, no sleep is not.
American Woman 6/28/00 1:09 AM : well i don't think not sleepin isn't cool a
lot of ppl do
Aaron 6/28/00 1:11 AM : woah woah, way to many negatives, which
thought were you trying to convey?
American Woman 6/28/00 1:12 AM : why were they negatives?
Aaron 6/28/00 1:14 AM : you don't not isn't in a sentence is just way
too much to untangle, and then when you do,
you're not even sure if that's what the person
American Woman 6/28/00 1:16 AM : oh ok gotcha i'll try harder lol
Aaron 6/28/00 1:17 AM : excellent... *whip-cha* *whip-ca!*
so says grammar king.
American Woman 6/28/00 1:18 AM : yea
American Woman 6/30/00 12:01 AM : wasup
Aaron 6/30/00 12:02 AM : hmmm, downloading sneaker pimps mp3s.
American Woman 6/30/00 12:06 AM : oh ok thats cool what do you do down in canada
or is that where you live do you have a
girlfriend or anything
Aaron 6/30/00 12:07 AM : not right now, up in canada isn't it?
well, mostly I chop trees down and hunt
beavers. I play a lot of hockey, because it
snows all year long.
American Woman 6/30/00 12:08 AM : i would hate that,that it snows all year round
Aaron 6/30/00 12:09 AM : no, no, it's warm snow during the summer.
American Woman 6/30/00 12:10 AM : for real woa that would be awesome
Aaron 6/30/00 12:20 AM : is really is, except when there's too much of
it, things get really humid.
American Woman 6/30/00 12:21 AM : thats cool
Aaron 6/30/00 12:29 AM : Have you ever eaten beaver meat?
American Woman 6/30/00 12:30 AM : nope i don't think why is it good
Aaron 6/30/00 12:31 AM : it taste like a really sweet steak. You
should set up a beaver net sometime. Do you
have beavers where you live?
American Woman 6/30/00 12:31 AM : yup!i'll try that some time
American Woman 7/2/00 11:27 PM : wasup
Aaron 7/2/00 11:27 PM : sorry, busy.
American Woman 7/2/00 11:28 PM : so u can't talk
Aaron 7/2/00 11:28 PM : in a second.
American Woman 7/2/00 11:29 PM : k
American Woman 7/5/00 11:58 PM : wasup
Aaron 7/5/00 11:58 PM : Hey there american woman.
American Woman 7/6/00 12:00 AM : wasup italian boy
Aaron 7/6/00 12:00 AM : no no, canadian.
American Woman 7/6/00 12:01 AM : oh!!!
Aaron 7/6/00 12:03 AM : yes, remember, I live in an igloo.
American Woman 7/6/00 12:04 AM : oh yea i'm thinky of soby
Aaron 7/6/00 12:07 AM : hmmm? soby?
American Woman 7/6/00 12:07 AM : yup he is italian from italy
Aaron 7/6/00 12:08 AM : well, I'm Aaron, much better, I'm canadian
from the moon.
American Woman 7/6/00 12:08 AM : oh ok gotcha
American Woman 7/7/00 12:10 AM : wasup
Aaron 7/7/00 12:12 AM : Both yours and mine own ceiling?
American Woman 7/7/00 12:13 AM : yup
Aaron 7/7/00 12:14 AM : Just joking, we don't have a ceiling. We have
a bunch of ice blocks though.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:16 AM : oh ok
Aaron 7/7/00 12:17 AM : What's wrong? Aren't you interested?
American Woman 7/7/00 12:18 AM : in what?
Aaron 7/7/00 12:19 AM : My Icy ceiling.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:19 AM : oh do u really, how do u have a computer?
Aaron 7/7/00 12:21 AM : It's a laptop, we run a power cable accross
the ice to the igloo. I'm snuggled up in my
sleeping bag now.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:21 AM : for real that would be weird are u lyin to me?
Aaron 7/7/00 12:23 AM : nope. what would I have to gain? Sometimes I
tell people I live in a big mansion because
I'm ashamed of my canadian lifestyle though.
Igloos are fun, but cold. At least I'm
bundled up well.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:25 AM : why are u ashamed i wouldn't be that would be
cool to live in one but i wouldn't be able to
live in one for a long time
Aaron 7/7/00 12:31 AM : exactly, it gets annoying after a while. All
we eat is fish while we're in here.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:32 AM : really.oh well what else could u eat
Aaron 7/7/00 12:33 AM : ice, it tastes pretty bland though.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:33 AM : oh i like ice and snow i eat it all the time
Aaron 7/7/00 12:35 AM : You shouldn't, biting ice makes fractures in
your teeth, and eventually they fall out like
mine did. I mash the fish into a soft pulp
before I drink it.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:37 AM : oh really well i don't all the time how long
have u haven't had teeth
Aaron 7/7/00 12:42 AM : two months, still not used to it. I have to
take a mallet with me to the restaurants in
town, and hit everything on my plate really
hard, then I pour some water on it and mix it
around with a fork. You'd think a lot of food
would be hard to liquidize, but really it can
be done to anything. If you hit it hard
enough that is.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:42 AM : o really
Aaron 7/7/00 12:44 AM : try it at dinner tomorrow. You'll be
surprised at how good everything tastes.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:44 AM : ok i'll do that
Aaron 7/7/00 12:45 AM : if you use a hammer, put the food on the floor
first so you don't break your plate.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:46 AM : ok
Aaron 7/7/00 12:47 AM : what are you having for diner tomorrow?
American Woman 7/7/00 12:48 AM : i dunno?
Aaron 7/7/00 12:48 AM : go ask
American Woman 7/7/00 12:49 AM : my parents are sleepin it is 12:46a.m.here
Aaron 7/7/00 12:51 AM : ohh, its a constant twilight here because of
the angle of the sun.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:52 AM : oh really
Aaron 7/7/00 12:52 AM : Look in the freezer, I have to know what
you're having for supper.
American Woman 7/7/00 12:53 AM : i wouldn't know there is ton's of stuff in
Aaron 7/7/00 12:54 AM : list all of it then?
American Woman 7/7/00 12:55 AM : i don't know them all i will tell ya tommorow
but i had pizza today for supper
Aaron 7/7/00 12:56 AM : that takes a lot of water, and ripping into
American Woman 7/7/00 12:56 AM : really
Aaron 7/7/00 12:59 AM : yeah, it's annoying, we don't order it much
because it always gets cold before it gets
American Woman 7/7/00 1:00 AM : really
Aaron 7/7/00 1:00 AM : yep
American Woman 7/7/00 1:01 AM : yep not here
American Woman 7/9/00 9:28 PM : wasup
Aaron 7/9/00 9:29 PM : Nothing now, the igloo collapsed. Not while
we were in it thankfully.
American Woman 7/9/00 9:30 PM : for real wow
Aaron 7/9/00 9:31 PM : It's not good though, because we don't have
much shelter now.
American Woman 7/9/00 9:32 PM : i'm sorry hey do u have a pic
Aaron 7/9/00 9:33 PM : There's one at my website, devoted to that
which I admire more than anything, the hot
ice-melting power of, well go see.
American Woman 7/9/00 9:34 PM ok
American Woman 7/9/00 11:55 PM wasup
Aaron 7/9/00 11:56 PM Nope, still no ceiling.
American Woman 7/9/00 11:57 PM ok
Aaron 7/9/00 11:58 PM What's up over there?
American Woman 7/9/00 11:59 PM the sky no not really when ppl say wasup it
means hi or whatcha up to
Aaron 7/10/00 12:01 AM : In Canada, we ask that only to communicate the
pondering of what is above another's cranium.
Or located at one's zenith.
American Woman 7/10/00 12:02 AM : oh ok not here
Aaron 7/10/00 12:04 AM : Ok then, I am up to a height of five feet and
American Woman 7/10/00 12:05 AM : no not that like hi or whatcha been up to like
the things u did or somethin
Aaron 7/10/00 12:09 AM : But did I not grow to that said height? Is it
not a thing I have done and finished? Yet one
more task in my ice-filled canadian life?
American Woman 7/10/00 12:09 AM : ok when i say wasup u answer anyway u like i
dunno ur terms
Aaron 7/10/00 12:11 AM : sounds good, well, usually I'm not doing
anything but building the igloo and fixing the
igloo. Right now, I'm fixing it.
American Woman 7/10/00 12:12 AM : thats cool
Aaron 7/10/00 12:13 AM : Do you think you could get the US to send us
some houses? Too many of us live in these
American Woman 7/10/00 12:14 AM : i dunno who would i speak to?
Aaron 7/10/00 12:14 AM : One of your important leaders, of course.
American Woman 7/10/00 12:17 AM : like the president
Aaron 7/10/00 12:17 AM : exactly, go for it.
American Woman 7/10/00 12:18 AM : k i'll try
American Woman 7/10/00 12:50 AM : hey why aren't u talkin to me?
Aaron 7/10/00 12:52 AM : Sorry, I thought you were going to talk to the
American Woman 7/10/00 12:56 AM : no i will write him a letter and send it in
American Woman 7/10/00 12:57 AM : what time is it at ur house
Aaron 7/10/00 12:58 AM : My computer says 12:58, but because of the
constant twilight, it doesn't matter. Nobody
really needs to sleep since it doesn't get
American Woman 7/10/00 12:07 PM : really cool
Aaron 7/14/00 3:35 PM : Hey there, has the president written back yet?
American Woman 7/14/00 3:38 PM : no i don't think it even got to him yet
Aaron 7/14/00 3:39 PM : Wow, over here, you can send parchments quite
quickly. The dog sleds are among the best in
American Woman 7/14/00 3:40 PM : kewl beans
Aaron 7/14/00 3:41 PM : What? No, dog sleds, a team of dogs is
harnessed, and they pull a sled.
American Woman 7/14/00 3:42 PM : what?
Aaron 7/14/00 3:42 PM : That's how we send our mail.
American Woman 7/14/00 3:43 PM : oic we have a mail man w/a car to get around
and deliver mail
Aaron 7/14/00 3:44 PM : A car? Wouldn't that be expensive? Cars use
much more gasoline than dogs.
American Woman 7/14/00 3:46 PM : no not in america we have alot of money
Aaron 7/14/00 3:47 PM : Everyone does? Only a handful of the richest
noblemen here have working cars, and of course
American Woman 7/14/00 6:33 PM : well i mean we are the country that has the
most money put all together
American Woman 7/14/00 11:11 PM : wasup
Aaron 7/14/00 11:12 PM : A newly furnished igloo ceiling. My best yet.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:12 PM : hah cool
Aaron 7/14/00 11:13 PM : You'd think so, but it's pretty warm in here
American Woman 7/14/00 11:14 PM : really
Aaron 7/14/00 11:15 PM : Maybe some time if you ever come to canada,
you could come live with me for a while, and
we could snuggle up in my igloo.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:16 PM : ok kewl
Aaron 7/14/00 11:18 PM : But we wouldn't be able to... well you know.
Only once a year does our national mating
ritual occur. It just past two weeks ago.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:18 PM : really i wasn't goin to do that w/u but really
u can only do it when it is matin season
Aaron 7/14/00 11:20 PM : Yes, but trust me, if you did visit during
that time, you'd be honoured to be chosen by
me. I am third heir to the throne of ontario.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:21 PM : really but i waitin till i'm married
Aaron 7/14/00 11:23 PM : You don't have to wait over here, as long as
you take the oath of relinquishment, and don
the ceremonial eyepatch.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:24 PM : really thats weird have u ever!!
Aaron 7/14/00 11:28 PM : Not technically, I wore the eyepatch that is
It's not quite as good, if you know what I
mean. Most of the three-dimensional aspects
of one's vision come directly from having two
eyes you know. I will be allowed freedom once
I begin hunting with the elders.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:29 PM : really,it is way different from here to canada
Aaron 7/14/00 11:30 PM : You mean, you've... never, even with an
American Woman 7/14/00 11:31 PM : what?
Aaron 7/14/00 11:35 PM : Aww well.
Don't worry for now, you shall be taken for
mating when the moons are ripe.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:36 PM : i'm sorry i have like what u are tryin to say
like u need to explain more b/c i dunno
Aaron 7/14/00 11:39 PM : You haven't been mated yet. I was just
reasuring you that you would be when the time
Who is your arranged bed mate?
American Woman 7/14/00 11:40 PM : oic i'm askin what about u!!
Aaron 7/14/00 11:42 PM : Oh, you are requesting union with me.
What lands do your parents own? And how many
times a day would you allow mating?
American Woman 7/14/00 11:43 PM : wait a min.what are u talkin about and i said
have u ever had sex!!
Aaron 7/14/00 11:44 PM : I told you that I only have with the
ceremonial eyepatch. This does not incur
bonding vows, which are reserved for your
American Woman 7/14/00 11:46 PM : what is a eye patch somethin that goes on ur
eye and u ahd asex w/it nad i ahve no clue
whatcha talkin abput!!
Aaron 7/14/00 11:48 PM : Yes... I've already gone over this... it is
part of the ceremony! It's like the ones
pirates used to wear, we wear it to honour the
memory of said pirates.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:49 PM : oic so u wear it but u said u have sex w/it
Aaron 7/14/00 11:52 PM : Yes, but it must remain on my eye at all
American Woman 7/14/00 11:53 PM : wow for real so how many times have u done it
Aaron 7/14/00 11:57 PM : As many times as the moon has been full.
American Woman 7/14/00 11:57 PM : wow w/ur girlfriend or somethin do u have a
Aaron 7/14/00 11:58 PM : My mating partner. Do you want a pic of the
American Woman 7/14/00 11:59 PM : sure!!is it the same girl every time!!
American Woman 7/15/00 12:00 AM : what is that?
Aaron 7/15/00 12:02 AM : One second, I have a picture of us in the
American Woman 7/15/00 12:02 AM : ok!!
I hope as a reader you understand exactly what she's asking for. I sent a very suggestive picture here.
American Woman 7/15/00 12:06 AM : gross i didn't know what u were talkin about i
didn't want to see that!!i wanna see ur face
Aaron 7/15/00 12:07 AM : That was not gross, here's my face two years
This is where I send a real picture of myself.
American Woman 7/15/00 12:09 AM : ok is it just u?what are u doin and yea that
Aaron 7/15/00 12:09 AM : You said you wanted to see the ritual.
American Woman 7/15/00 12:10 AM : i didn't know what that was and what are u
doin in this pic
Aaron 7/15/00 12:10 AM : It is just me.
American Woman 7/15/00 12:11 AM : doin what
American Woman 7/15/00 12:11 AM : hello
American Woman 7/16/00 10:39 PM : wasup
Aaron 7/16/00 10:42 PM : Stars, I'm sleeping outside the igloo tonight.
American Woman 7/16/00 10:42 PM : kewl!!
Aaron 7/16/00 10:43 PM : What are you doing now, my beloved?
American Woman 7/16/00 10:44 PM : my beloved!!that was harsh
Aaron 7/16/00 10:44 PM : What do you mean, over here it conveys deep
feelings of affection. Is it an insult in
American Woman 7/16/00 10:45 PM : no but u say it when u really luv someone!!
Aaron 7/16/00 10:47 PM : Are we not betrothal partners?
I have withheld my bonding vows for you.
American Woman 7/16/00 10:47 PM : what?u hardly know me!!!
Aaron 7/16/00 10:49 PM : The stars have foretold our union. I can see
them now. They show a future of many children
with you, luxurious igloos built higher than
ever before, and unbridled happiness.
American Woman 7/16/00 10:52 PM : how can u tell by the stars
Aaron 7/16/00 10:55 PM : All canadiens have been taught to read the
stars. Throughout the ages not once have they
been wrong. Misinterpretation occurs, but it
is clear their meaning tonight.
American Woman 7/16/00 10:57 PM : oic but!!!!it won't happen!!!!its weird!!!!i
dunno!!!!!i probably won't even meet u!!
Aaron 7/16/00 10:58 PM : At the moment, of course it seems strange. Do
not think of it for now. At the chosen time
we will meet perhaps by accident. Neither of
us will remember this age, but perhaps I'll
invite you back to my igloo, and ferocious
love will be made.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:00 PM : no thanks i'm not into sex i wait till i'm
married and i want my husband to be a virgin
Aaron 7/16/00 11:04 PM : I am that which you wish, and the vows of
bonding will be incured as we give in to the
thralls of passion.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:05 PM : i ahve no clue what u are talkina bout!!
Aaron 7/16/00 11:07 PM : We will be wed at the moment I enter you. All
will be right as the vows are taken.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:07 PM : u are scarin me!!
Aaron 7/16/00 11:09 PM : Just look at my picture, and be calmed.
Besides, the stars are never wrong. Do not
expect me to make anything happen. Events
occur in their own time.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:19 PM : yea i know but what pic are u talkin about?\
Aaron 7/16/00 11:19 PM : The first one of course.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:20 PM : what?
Aaron 7/16/00 11:20 PM : you know the ritual?
American Woman 7/16/00 11:21 PM : yea!!!soo?
Aaron 7/16/00 11:21 PM : I sent you a picture of it right? Thinking of
it comforts me at least.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:22 PM : ewwww.i thought it was gross!!!!!
Aaron 7/16/00 11:22 PM : But it was an act of beauty. You are
offending me. Please do not hurt me so.
American Woman 7/16/00 11:24 PM : sorry but i don't think it is beauty it is
just my oppinion and u can't get mad over
Aaron 7/16/00 11:26 PM : I can't? Oh... I thought I could. Well, when
the time is right you will think of it in a
American Woman 7/16/00 11:27 PM : no i won't i stay w/my oppinions!!!no u can't
b/c it is what a person feels and u can not
tell them they can't think that!!
Aaron 7/16/00 11:29 PM : What if a person thinks it's alright to murder
other people? Am I not allowed to be mad.
Isn't my anger also an opinion I'm justified
in having? Why can't I tell the person why
they're wrong? Why wouldn't they listen, just
in case I made sense?
American Woman 7/16/00 11:31 PM : yea thats true but u can say that but i am not
gettin mad for ur oppinion u might think it is
wrong to murder and u can be mad at that but u
can not be mad at the oppion
Aaron 7/16/00 11:35 PM : Ok, you're absolutely right. I see what your
saying, you phrased that rather well. I
usually don't admit to being wrong you know.,,
I'm sorry, let's make up. Would you like to
come over to my igloo sometime?
American Woman 7/16/00 11:50 PM : well g2g C ya*
Aaron 7/16/00 11:51 PM : Fare thee well.
American Woman 7/18/00 9:08 PM : hey!!
Aaron 7/18/00 9:08 PM : Hello! How are you?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:08 PM : fine!!!u?
Aaron 7/18/00 9:09 PM : Extremely warm, it just snowed today.
American Woman 7/18/00 9:09 PM : kewl beanz!
Aaron 7/18/00 9:10 PM : What? No, snow, the white stuff that falls
from the sky.
American Woman 7/18/00 9:11 PM : yea we have it but not all year round
Aaron 7/18/00 9:12 PM : Like as in it stops as soon as things get
warm? You're missing out on so much fun. I
hate cold snow.
American Woman 7/18/00 9:14 PM : thats what we have i would hate to have snow
Aaron 7/18/00 9:16 PM : Yeah, I sometimes get tired of it. Repetition
can be really annoying. It's really stupid
when things happen over and over, it makes me
American Woman 7/18/00 9:20 PM : yea its not like that here
Aaron 7/18/00 9:21 PM : For how long do you get snow then, only in the
American Woman 7/18/00 9:21 PM : yup just for a month and a few more weeks not
Aaron 7/18/00 9:22 PM : What form does the precipitation take the rest
of the year? Freezing rain?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:22 PM : what do u mean>
Aaron 7/18/00 9:23 PM : Like instead of snow, what happens? Hail,
sleet, freezing rain?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:24 PM : do u mean in the winter
Aaron 7/18/00 9:26 PM : No the rest of the year, when there isn't
snow. What happens instead?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:27 PM : there is summer, fall, spring, winter,and they
have like have different tempertures
Aaron 7/18/00 9:35 PM : No, no, there are two seasons, summer winter,
Wouldn't the other ones just be in between
stages and therefore unecessary?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:36 PM : i have no clue what u are talkin bout>
Aaron 7/18/00 9:37 PM : Aren't "fall" and "spring" just stages
inbetween summer and winter?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:38 PM : yea!!
Aaron 7/18/00 9:39 PM : I'm sorry you lost me...
American Woman 7/18/00 9:39 PM : yea u i'm lost too!!
Aaron 7/18/00 9:40 PM : So why do you name four seasons when there are
only really two, and the stages in between?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:42 PM : bc/ in the fall thats when halloween is and
that when the leaves fall from the trees and i
dunno!!it is different though b/c they all are
different than another
Aaron 7/18/00 9:44 PM : Oh, so you're letting trees walk all over you,
and you let them tell you how to talk now.
That sounds very unamerican.
American Woman 7/18/00 9:44 PM : no!! u just don't get it!!never mind u don't
know how americans are
Aaron 7/18/00 9:46 PM : Yes I do! It's you who doesn't understand
Americans! They think they're so hot with all
their trees. Well I'm sick of it. I demand
American Woman 7/18/00 9:47 PM : no b/c u can not just say all americans are!!
so bite me!!and u are so judgemental
Aaron 7/18/00 9:49 PM : Why would you want me to bite you? Besides,
okay maybe not all Americans flaunt their
trees, but you sure have been. Tree this,
tree that, I mean come on.
American Woman 7/18/00 9:51 PM : bite me is a exspersion and no i'm just tellin
u that in the fall the most of the leaves fall
from the trees and u are so judgemental!!*
Aaron 7/18/00 9:53 PM : Are you honouring me by allowing me to bite
What's the point of having that season, if it
just makes leaves fall off trees? Don't you
people like leaves better ON the trees?
American Woman 7/18/00 9:55 PM : no i'm tellin u is that is b/c i don't know
how to describe fall so i just said that!! and
no it's supposed to be a rude compliment
American Woman 7/18/00 10:05 PM : do u have anything to say!!mister judger
Aaron 7/18/00 10:14 PM : Sorry, I was just gutting some fish for a
American Woman 7/18/00 10:14 PM : aight!!
American Woman 7/19/00 10:32 PM : hey judgemental boy!!
American Woman 7/19/00 10:39 PM : u don't have any rude compliments
Aaron 7/19/00 10:40 PM : What's a rude compliment?
American Woman 7/19/00 10:40 PM : like when u say something mean!!!!
Aaron 7/19/00 10:41 PM : Why would I have a "something mean?"
Aaron 7/19/00 10:42 PM : Do you have a picture of yourself?
American Woman 7/19/00 10:42 PM : b/c u was yesterday u are very judgemental
Aaron 7/19/00 10:42 PM : I like Americans so much! Have you gotten a
letter back from the president yet?
American Woman 7/19/00 10:43 PM : nope it probably won't get there b/c we have a
small town!!and nope i don't have a pi
Aaron 7/19/00 10:44 PM : I don't have any pies either. Most of our
pies are made out of fish and ice. Is that
how you make pie too?
American Woman 7/19/00 10:46 PM : no i meant pic but really if u talk bout it we
have many kinds
Aaron 7/19/00 10:47 PM : We do too. Partially mushed fish with very
cold ice pie, fully mushed fish with warm ice
pie, and all the subsequent combinations
American Woman 7/19/00 10:48 PM : i couldn't eat that!!i would barf
Aaron 7/19/00 10:49 PM : We have that kind of pie too.
American Woman 7/19/00 10:50 PM : that is not a kind i said i couldn't eat it i
Aaron 7/19/00 10:51 PM : We make pies out of barf. The children of our
society as well as other like myself who lack
teeth find partially digested food much easier
American Woman 7/19/00 10:51 PM : u eat barf!!!!
Aaron 7/19/00 10:52 PM : The exclamation marks were quite unecessary,
as that is what I just admitted to.
American Woman 7/19/00 10:54 PM : well excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i couldn't eat
barf we are different than u guys so get used
to it we have different foods and everything
and u are too sensitive
American Woman 7/19/00 11:31 PM : u didn't write back are u ic norryin me
Aaron 7/19/00 11:33 PM : Am I what?!
American Woman 7/19/00 11:34 PM : ecnorrin me like actin like i'm not here
Aaron 7/19/00 11:36 PM : I'm am unfamiliar with the term ecnorrin. Is
it the name of a deceased relative or a
locally served dessert?
American Woman 7/19/00 11:37 PM : no thats not the way u spell it but it means u
are actin like i'm not here
Aaron 7/19/00 11:38 PM : But aren't you? ... There I mean, aren't you
American Woman 7/19/00 11:39 PM : yea but i am talkin to u and u are actin like
u don't know me and u are actin like i'm not
American Woman 7/19/00 11:44 PM : see u are not talkin to me
Aaron 7/19/00 11:44 PM : I'm sorry it's not you it's me. It's really
me. Growing up surrouded by nothing save the
cold barren wastelands of Canada has turned me
into a bitter and angry person. I'm not used
to people getting close to me. I feel like
I'm constantly encased in an igloo of
defensiveness. I want to help you break
through it, but this may take time and care,
understanding and commitment.
American Woman 7/19/00 11:45 PM : help me go threw what?
Aaron 7/19/00 11:48 PM : It was a metaphor, my defensiveness and how
bitter I am, represented by an igloo I must
break out of. Use your ice pick of caring and
flame thrower of love to free me.
American Woman 7/19/00 11:49 PM : love what are u talkin bout?
Aaron 7/19/00 11:50 PM : It was another metaphor. I'm trying so hard
to open up to you. Be careful with my fragile
heart of ice.
American Woman 7/19/00 11:51 PM : open to me as what a freind
Aaron 7/19/00 11:52 PM : If that's all you'll take me as. Let us hope
that the heat of your friendship will be
enough to melt my icy crust.
American Woman 7/19/00 11:53 PM : well i would like u as a friend!!!why do u
ahve a fragile heart
American Woman 7/28/00 9:04 PM hey!!!!!
Aaron 7/28/00 9:05 PM What is up?
American Woman 7/28/00 9:05 PM not a thang
Aaron 7/28/00 9:07 PM Hmmm, let's see I am on the computer talking
I am not engaged in many other activities, as
I find it hard to type at the same time.
American Woman 7/28/00 9:07 PM aight
Aaron 7/28/00 9:08 PM How do you pronounce that word? What does it
American Woman 7/28/00 9:09 PM what word
Aaron 7/28/00 9:10 PM I believe it was aight.
American Woman 7/28/00 9:11 PM o i don't know how to pronounce it on the
Aaron 7/28/00 9:14 PM Spell it phonetically. I have trouble reading
it in my mind.
American Woman 7/28/00 9:16 PM i don't know what u mean?
Aaron 7/28/00 9:19 PM Oh, I meant spell it the way it sounds like
the word apple would be spelt a-pull.
American Woman 7/29/00 2:28 AM its aight
Aaron 7/31/00 10:13 PM And how are we this evening?
American Woman 7/31/00 10:17 PM I"M good what about u
Aaron 7/31/00 10:18 PM Not holding up. Have you had any word from
the president yet? Things aren't good right
Aaron 7/31/00 10:20 PM Not holding up. Have you had any word from
the president yet? Things aren't good right
American Woman 7/31/00 10:26 PM nope i don't think it is even there
Aaron 7/31/00 10:27 PM I don't understand. I mean you sent it weeks
ago. Did you check the postage and did you
make sure it was sealed properly?
American Woman 7/31/00 10:28 PM yup but sometimes it doesn't get there can't u
send it to him
Aaron 7/31/00 10:29 PM I don't have sufficient postage. Besides, you
already sent it, and I have faith in the US
American Woman 7/31/00 10:30 PM u wouldn't know
Aaron 7/31/00 10:31 PM According to the Internet, they operate a very
American Woman 7/31/00 10:32 PM yea but i dunno
Aaron 7/31/00 10:34 PM Why would you judge them? Have faith!
American Woman 7/31/00 10:36 PM ur weird!!!!i don't even know if i sent it i
sent some stuff to places but i dunno if it
was in there
Aaron 7/31/00 10:37 PM But you told me you sent it. All I have is an
igloo and a laptop. Why would you make fun of
me, and lie to me?
American Woman 7/31/00 10:38 PM what the hell how can i be makin fun of u
come to conclusions too fast!!!and i don't
know if it was sent i dunno i didn't say it
wasn't so shut the hell up
Aaron 7/31/00 10:40 PM No, no, I apoligize, if I have offended you, I
withdraw my ignorant comments. Humbly I offer
American Woman 7/31/00 10:41 PM whatever
Aaron 7/31/00 10:43 PM Are you not in a good mood tonight? Perhaps I
could cheer you up.
I could describe my canadian lifestyle, and
the sheer misery would be enough to cheer you
up since things are so much better where you
American Woman 7/31/00 10:47 PM no i'm not in a bad mood i just get pissed at
ppl that make me mad and u know what u think u
don't have anyhtitng but look at other ppl in
the world they have nothin!!!and we give money
to this brazilin gurl that can't go to
school!!or she doesn't have shoes and she
lives in a dirk shack think of livin like that
Aaron 7/31/00 10:49 PM I should be ashamed shouldn't I... I have so
much, in the wonderful ice that encases me.
That is much more ice than a brazillian girl
American Woman 7/31/00 10:50 PM are u bein a smart ass or are u bein serious
Aaron 7/31/00 10:52 PM I'm always serious, don't ever think
I mean, in brazil, there's probably no ice, so
how do you build a house? It makes me angry
American Woman 7/31/00 10:53 PM see u have to think of other ppl when u say i
don't have anything
Aaron 7/31/00 10:54 PM I speak quickly, and unthinkingly. There lies
American Woman 7/31/00 10:54 PM yea i guess so!
American Woman 8/8/00 12:07 AM hey
Aaron 8/8/00 12:07 AM Hello. We haven't talked in a while!
American Woman 8/8/00 12:08 AM i know!
Aaron 8/8/00 12:08 AM Have you missed me?
American Woman 8/8/00 12:08 AM i dunno did u miss me
Aaron 8/8/00 12:09 AM As deeply as the cold waters I'm fishing in.
American Woman 8/8/00 12:10 AM ok
Aaron 8/8/00 12:10 AM So did you miss me then?
American Woman 8/8/00 12:11 AM i dunno
Aaron 8/8/00 12:12 AM Come on, I'm hip, I'm exciting. I know canada
might seem kind of boring, but that's because
hockey season is over.
American Woman 8/8/00 12:13 AM i know but i dunno if i missed u
Aaron 8/8/00 12:13 AM Why not?
American Woman 8/8/00 12:13 AM i dunnno
Aaron 8/8/00 12:14 AM Stop hurting me!
American Woman 8/8/00 12:14 AM i'm not tryin
Aaron 8/8/00 12:15 AM Well, just keep it a secret if you didn't miss
Is there another man?
American Woman 8/8/00 12:16 AM no u never was my man
American Woman 8/8/00 12:16 AM and u never will
Aaron 8/8/00 12:16 AM How can you know that?!
American Woman 8/8/00 12:16 AM i know!!!!!
Aaron 8/8/00 12:17 AM But... I could give you anything... all of
Canada if you wanted.
American Woman 8/8/00 12:17 AM why u like me as a gurlfriend
Aaron 8/8/00 12:20 AM You represent to me, all the strength and
brilliance that America is and always has
been. By uniting this power with Canada's
heritage and traditions, embodied by myself, I
intend to create the utopian society I have
seen only in my dreams.
American Woman 8/8/00 12:21 AM oic
Aaron 8/8/00 12:21 AM Excellent. I knew you'd understand the
American Woman 8/8/00 12:22 AM that doesn't mean i feel the same way
Aaron 8/8/00 12:22 AM In regards to my dream of a utopian society?
American Woman 8/8/00 12:23 AM i don't even know what ur talkin about
Aaron 8/8/00 12:24 AM I'm disapointed. Time however will show you
American Woman 8/8/00 12:25 AM whatever
Aaron 8/8/00 12:26 AM What can I do to make you happy? I
desperately wish to know. Help me help you!
American Woman 8/8/00 12:27 AM u don't need to help me i don't need help
Aaron 8/8/00 12:28 AM I know, you're absolutely perfect. However, I
wish you to be fond of me. How can I win your
affection even "as just friends?"
American Woman 8/8/00 12:29 AM i like u as a friend, nothin else though
Aaron 8/8/00 12:30 AM So you do like me though right? I sensed a
bitter anger, perhaps I jumped to conclusions
American Woman 8/8/00 12:31 AM yea u tend to do that!! but yea i like u as a
Aaron 8/8/00 12:33 AM Thank you so much. I was ready to wander
aimlessly into my country's freezing
wastelands with no other wish than for a quick
death. Now I feel much better.
American Woman 8/8/00 12:33 AM ok thats good
American Woman 8/11/00 9:42 PM hey wasup
Aaron 8/11/00 9:44 PM Not much.
What are you up to, or what have you been up
American Woman 8/11/00 9:44 PM notta!!u?
Aaron 8/11/00 9:46 PM I haven't been up to anything, but that's
because my legs are frozen, imobilizing me.
What's your excuse, I mean, you must have done
something today, right?
American Woman 8/11/00 9:48 PM yea i went to my friends house and then came
home and cleaned and played volleyball and
talked on the phone
Aaron 8/11/00 9:51 PM A phone?
What's that like?
American Woman 8/11/00 9:51 PM i dunno u dial a number and it rings at
someone else and u talk to them i dunno
Aaron 8/11/00 9:53 PM That sounds right. Do you actually hear their
voice? Have you ever been electricuted by a
American Woman 8/11/00 9:53 PM yea u can hear them when u call them and no i
have never been elictricuted
Aaron 8/11/00 9:54 PM Do you know anyone who has been? I heard that
one in every ten phones kills someone.
American Woman 8/11/00 9:57 PM no ur wrong u don't know alot about phones and
no i don't know anyone who has
Aaron 8/11/00 9:58 PM I guess not. I've only seen pictures of them.
Maybe I'm thinking of tazers.
American Woman 8/11/00 9:58 PM of what?do u have a arm
Aaron 8/11/00 10:00 PM Why, why is that your business?
Why do you want to know if I have an arm?
This alarmed me because I had been talking to another "random" user and I casually mentioned how my arm had been severed off by the fridge. I thought nothing of it at the time, but at this point, asking this user, I found that although the two were friends, she luckily did not wish to tell American Woman anything else I'd revealed, nor should I about her. The other girl knew I was a joker, though I suspect she told her friend in a way that made Am' Woman believe her. (I'm discontinuing my chatting with the other girl now.) This all works out though, with a bit of distraction.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:01 PM u know what u need to calm down first of all
and my friend told me so i'm just askin!!!!so
just chill the heel down
American Woman 8/11/00 10:02 PM hell down
Aaron 8/11/00 10:04 PM No, I'm sorry, I'm sensitive about my arms.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:05 PM yea well don't be bitchy to me!!!so do u?
Aaron 8/11/00 10:05 PM Yes I have an arm.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:06 PM both of them
Aaron 8/11/00 10:07 PM Yes, but I almost lost one. It's sewn back
on, but it doesn't work very well.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:07 PM i thought u put it in the freezer
Aaron 8/11/00 10:09 PM The doctors did. Until the surgery was
prepped. They had to drive me all the way to
Toronto City. Have you ever been there?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:09 PM nope i don't think so!!
Aaron 8/11/00 10:11 PM Well, it's a wonderful place, with the tallest
building in the world. The CN tower.
Everyone there smiles all the time. Because
they're so happy of course.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:11 PM oh really alot of ppl here smile
Aaron 8/11/00 10:13 PM I hear they stab eachother too though. I'd
rather not be stabbed by a smiling person come
to think of it.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:14 PM u know what it is not just america u hear so
many things about here and u don't even know
and there is everywhere when ppl die from
stabs also where u live it is not just here
Aaron 8/11/00 10:15 PM No. I've never been stabbed once.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:16 PM yea neither have i but ppl stab ppl where u
live not just here u know!!!
Aaron 8/11/00 10:17 PM Not here. We only stab animals for food.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:18 PM u don't know that!!u don't take up all where u
live u don't know alot of stuff that goes
around there and yea we do have things happen
here but ur little city does to
Aaron 8/11/00 10:20 PM We don't have cities. Except for Toronto, but
everyone there is happy. Mostly we have
clusters of igloos where I live. If anyone
stabbed someone else, everyone would find
American Woman 8/11/00 10:21 PM yea but u think we have such a bad place and u
don't even know!!!!!yea it might not be in ur
community but in canada there is stabbns
Aaron 8/11/00 10:22 PM I don't think you have a bad place. I like
the idea of stabbins being socially
acceptable. It'd be more exciting you know?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:23 PM yea but stabbins aren't just here!!!
Aaron 8/11/00 10:24 PM Still, I wish we had more here, like you do.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:24 PM whatever
Aaron 8/11/00 10:24 PM So when was the last time you stabbed someone?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:25 PM i never did u would get arrested
Aaron 8/11/00 10:26 PM But I didn't do it. Why me?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:27 PM no u asked me when have i i said i never did i
would get arrested
Aaron 8/11/00 10:29 PM Oh, I thought you meant I would.
Phew. So tell me more about America.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:29 PM what do u wanna know
Aaron 8/11/00 10:30 PM Tell me about all the ghettos and hoods.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:31 PM ask a questions about it
Aaron 8/11/00 10:32 PM How many drive by shootings are there per day?
(express in fractional form if needed)
American Woman 8/11/00 10:34 PM i;m not sure
Aaron 8/11/00 10:34 PM When was the last time you saw one?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:36 PM there isn't stuff like that where i live in
uhrichsville in dennison there is soicites and
drug bust and stuff
Aaron 8/11/00 10:37 PM Oh, does everyone there take drugs?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:38 PM no not every one there is alot of good kids
Aaron 8/11/00 10:39 PM But almost everyone?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:40 PM no!!!less ppl take drugs than ppl that
don't!!i don't take drugs i don't smoke and i
Aaron 8/11/00 10:41 PM You quit for good?
American Woman 8/11/00 10:43 PM i never tryed it!!and i never want to!! not
all ppl even try it
Aaron 8/11/00 10:44 PM Yes they do, I have a cousin who once went to
the US, and he said everyone was on drugs, or
they were trying to be.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:45 PM shu the hell up no they don't i never tryed
and all my friends haven't either and he
hasn't seen everybody in america!!!u can just
the hell up!!!u don't even know!!
Aaron 8/11/00 10:47 PM He saw almost everybody, except for the people
who hide in caves I think. They're all on
American Woman 8/11/00 10:48 PM no there not u ass hole not american ppl live
in caves and u don't even know how many ppl
there is!! he never even saw!!!!u ahve no clue
so i would shut ur damn mouth when u don't
know what ur talkin about
Aaron 8/11/00 10:52 PM Sorry, maybe my cousin's wrong. He's on drugs
a lot himself. (That's why he goes to the
US.) He told me once he saw a five legged
girafe. I hate it when someone pulls a fast
one on me. It makes me feel so stupid, like
the whole world, or a dedicated group of
people are laughing at me on a weekly basis.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:53 PM well its b/c u don't know what ur talkin
about!!!!i'm sorry but u don't know alot about
Aaron 8/11/00 10:53 PM That's why I'm trying to find stuff out from
you. Maybe if you told me more.
American Woman 8/11/00 10:54 PM no b/c u think u know what ur talkin about!i'm
sorry but u get the wrong idea of america
Aaron 8/11/00 11:00 PM Give me the right idea. I don't understand
how people could live without ice!
American Woman 8/11/00 11:01 PM we do have ice that we eat
Aaron 8/11/00 11:01 PM But enough to build houses?
American Woman 8/11/00 11:02 PM well yea when it snows!!but all we do to eat
it is put water in a ice tray and put it in
the frezzer and then it will freeze
Aaron 8/11/00 11:04 PM But doesn't it melt if it's outside the
freezer? Is the freezer big enough to live
American Woman 8/11/00 11:05 PM no when it is cold outside it snows and like
inside ur house u have water to drink and u
put it in a ice tray then freeze into littke
Aaron 8/11/00 11:06 PM Big ones? You take them outside right, where
they won't melt.
American Woman 8/11/00 11:07 PM no u keep them in ur frezzer and u eat them
and no they are not big
Aaron 8/11/00 11:07 PM What's the house made of then?
American Woman 8/11/00 11:09 PM different things brick siding wood block
Aaron 8/11/00 11:14 PM What do you make spears from, if you use wood
American Woman 8/11/00 11:15 PM what?
Aaron 8/11/00 11:16 PM You know, spears, for hunting. Or arrows.
American Woman 8/11/00 11:17 PM u don;t use those u use axes and chain saws
Aaron 8/11/00 11:17 PM Wouldn't that destroy the animal's carcass and
American Woman 8/11/00 11:19 PM well yea but i don't think they should cut
them down b/c it kills animals and it is our
Aaron 8/11/00 11:21 PM I guess I should use a chainsaw from now on,
because we don't have many trees. It'll be
harder, the animals will run away more because
of the noise I guess. I'll make do though.
American Woman 8/11/00 11:24 PM ok
American Woman 8/12/00 12:43 AM who are ya talkin to?
Aaron 8/12/00 12:44 AM I was about to go to bed, (No one really)
American Woman 8/12/00 12:45 AM goodnight
Aaron 8/14/00 10:32 PM Hello, how are you this evening?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:33 PM goood!!u?
Aaron 8/14/00 10:33 PM Pretty normal. Why are you so good though?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:34 PM cause i'm in a good mood
Aaron 8/14/00 10:34 PM Why's that?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:35 PM i dunno!!
Aaron 8/14/00 10:36 PM Hmmmm... unexplained happiness eh? Sounds
supicious. Perhaps you've contracted leprecy?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:37 PM ur weird i'm just happy
Aaron 8/14/00 10:37 PM One time I thought I was happy, but it turned
out I had leprecy.
American Woman 8/14/00 10:39 PM whats thats
Aaron 8/14/00 10:41 PM It's a disease that makes pieces of your body
fall off. It's treatable, but not fun to
contract in the first place. I had it for two
American Woman 8/14/00 10:42 PM well i don't have it i am ahppy alot alot ppl
are and they don't get a diesese
Aaron 8/14/00 10:42 PM Oh I know, but most people have reasons for
being happy. I just figured you might be
American Woman 8/14/00 10:43 PM no its not
Aaron 8/14/00 10:43 PM Why are you happy then?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:44 PM i dunno!!!!!
Aaron 8/14/00 10:45 PM Good enough. Have you ever played frisbee?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:45 PM yea
Aaron 8/14/00 10:47 PM Really? I saw my first frisbee today. What's
American Woman 8/14/00 10:48 PM i don't know how to describe it
Aaron 8/14/00 10:50 PM Use words like "aerial" and "intricate dance"
and "gliding gracefully" or "slicing the air
like hot butter" come on give it a shot.
American Woman 8/14/00 10:50 PM i don't act like u
Aaron 8/14/00 10:52 PM How am I ever supposed to know what frisbee is
like then? I'm not rich enough to afford one.
American Woman 8/14/00 10:52 PM well i duno how to describe it
Aaron 8/14/00 10:53 PM It doesn't have to be a perfect description,
remember, I've never done it before. Just
loosely, and give the jist of it.
American Woman 8/14/00 10:54 PM why don't u go to ur friends house or somethin
and they probably have one
Aaron 8/14/00 10:55 PM My nearest neighbor lives twenty kilometers
away. Plus they can't afford one either.
American Woman 8/14/00 10:55 PM ok nevermind
Aaron 8/14/00 10:56 PM Oh come on, I just want a small description!
American Woman 8/14/00 10:57 PM its comes in all sizes and it is like throwin
a lid like on top of a container
Aaron 8/14/00 10:58 PM Or like throwing a large rock at a sea otter?
American Woman 8/14/00 10:59 PM id on't under stand what ur talkin about!!!!
Aaron 8/14/00 11:00 PM Is it like hurling a stone at an animal?
American Woman 8/14/00 11:02 PM noooooo!!
Aaron 8/14/00 11:03 PM Oh, then how's it different?
American Woman 8/14/00 11:03 PM i dunno!!ask tif
Aaron 8/14/00 11:04 PM Who's tif?
American Woman 8/14/00 11:05 PM bloom
Aaron 8/14/00 11:07 PM Oh the friend, right, that's okay no bother, I
think I can look frisbee up on the internet.
Just wanted your personal opinion.
American Woman 8/14/00 11:08 PM well i know i have one but i dunno how to
describe it just not to u b/c u don't
Aaron 8/14/00 11:08 PM I'm not as smart as other people?
American Woman 8/14/00 11:09 PM u just don't have like if u lived here i could
explain it like if u were american
Aaron 8/14/00 11:10 PM Canadians don't understand at all do we. I
American Woman 8/14/00 11:11 PM well not about american stuff!!
Aaron 8/14/00 11:12 PM But you've understood all of the canadian
rituals so perfectly. Why can't I understand
American Woman 8/14/00 11:12 PM i dunno!!
Aaron 8/14/00 11:15 PM I know, it's because I have really bad
comprehension. I bet I misunderstand almost
every word you say.
American Woman 8/14/00 11:16 PM probably
Aaron 8/14/00 11:20 PM I know, draw pictures for me, in a drawing
program, and send me those. Like the ones in
children's books I hear so much about.
American Woman 8/14/00 11:20 PM i can't i don't have thats
Aaron 8/14/00 11:22 PM It's in your start menu (in the bottom left of
your screen) in - programs - accesories -
American Woman 8/14/00 11:22 PM i know but i can't send it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron 8/14/00 11:23 PM No, no, just open it up, and draw the picture,
and then you save it onto you desktop, and
right click on it and go to ICQ - send to
user, and send it to me!
American Woman 8/14/00 11:24 PM no i'm not very good at drawin
Aaron 8/14/00 11:24 PM It doesn't matter, just use the circle tools
and line tools, I just need the jist of what a
American Woman 8/14/00 11:25 PM noo can't u take that as an answer
Aaron 8/14/00 11:27 PM I just want to... to understand you better, I
thought maybe it might help. I'm sorry.
American Woman 8/14/00 11:27 PM me better!!ur talkin about a friesbee
Aaron 8/14/00 11:29 PM You can draw other pictures too, like what
america's really like, so I don't think it's
full of drugs. Draw a rainbow over the
ghettos to make the agony and brutal pain
disapear. Turn crack houses into gingerbread
crack houses, with gum drop chimney tops.
American Woman 8/14/00 11:30 PM no ur gettin on my nerves but why do u think
so bad about americans most ppl don't take
Aaron 8/14/00 11:31 PM I know! You told me, you should show me
though. Nevermind then, I'm sorry I bothered
American Woman 8/14/00 11:32 PM u can talk to me but don't ask me things i
don't wan to do!!
Aaron 8/14/00 11:34 PM ok.
American Woman 8/14/00 11:35 PM ok
American Woman 10/12/00 8:54 PM hey i haven't talked to u in awhile
Aaron 10/12/00 8:55 PM I haven't talked to you in a while either. I
American Woman 10/12/00 8:58 PM really cool well i would talk to ya but i
gotta go C YA*
Aaron 10/12/00 8:59 PM Farewell dear american girl.
American Woman 11/6/00 4:39 PM hey i haven't talked to u in awhile
Aaron 11/6/00 4:40 PM haven'tchu?
American Woman 11/6/00 4:40 PM no i haven't
Aaron 11/6/00 4:41 PM I haven't either.
American Woman 11/6/00 4:41 PM i know
Aaron 11/6/00 4:44 PM me too. what do you want to talk about?
American Woman 11/6/00 4:45 PM anything
Aaron 11/6/00 4:46 PM Pumpkins?
American Woman 11/6/00 4:47 PM ok
Aaron 11/6/00 4:50 PM I like pumpkins. Not jack-o-lanterns though.
Are there pumpkins in America where you live?
American Woman 11/6/00 4:50 PM yes their are
Aaron 11/6/00 4:57 PM Really? No... you're joshing me aren't you.
You carazy Americans have such a wacky sense
American Woman 11/6/00 4:58 PM no for real we have pumpkins we put them out
on halloween they are orange and round and u
can eat the seeds if u cook them
Aaron 11/6/00 4:59 PM Why wouldn't you plant the seeds to make a
American Woman 11/6/00 5:00 PM a pumpkin tree in america they grow from the
ground pumpkins would be to heavy to make a
Aaron 11/6/00 5:01 PM What about helium filled pumpkins?
American Woman 11/6/00 5:01 PM what
American Woman 11/6/00 5:02 PM u put helium in balloons
Aaron 11/6/00 5:03 PM That makes them float, right? So why not put
it in pumpkins, so they can grow on trees?
American Woman 11/6/00 5:05 PM because u can't put helium in seeds when u put
them in the ground and by the way i know why
ur asking me these stupid questions,to get on
my nerves my friend told me u told her that u
try to get on my nerves
Aaron 11/6/00 5:08 PM Are you trying to hurt me or something? I was
nothing but polite. I'm a curious person, and
I don't know why you hate me for that. How
would your friend know me, or my reasons for
talking to you. I talk to you because I
really like you. Stop being mean to me.
American Woman 11/6/00 5:10 PM i'm not being mean to u this girl thay told me
is on ur list i told her to add u i wasn't
trying to me mean or anything but thats what
she told me u said
American Woman 11/6/00 5:14 PM hello!are u there
Aaron 11/6/00 5:14 PM I'm offended. Next you'll tell me I'm a
drug-lord. I'm not a drug lord you know. I
don't do drugs.
You never believe me. I don't do drugs
American Woman 11/6/00 5:16 PM have i ever said that no u are the one sayin
all americans take drugs and stuff,i never
stabed anyone or did drugs neither do alot of
ppl and that was my best friend that told me
that too so what do u expect me to belive!!i
didn't try to offend u
Aaron 11/6/00 5:18 PM Lets just stop fighting. I hate fighting.
Why can't we just be friends? I don't want
anything more than a friendship. I need to
stop taking drugs. Too many drugs. I don't
do drugs. I've never done drugs.
American Woman 11/6/00 5:19 PM me neither and i never said u did and neither
do alot of americans u might think that
because of what u see in newspapers and stuff
like that but u cannot judge every single
Aaron 11/6/00 5:21 PM I'm Canadian, not American.
American Woman 11/6/00 5:22 PM i know that and what do u mean by that
Aaron 11/6/00 5:26 PM I thought you meant I was an American Judge.
American Woman 11/6/00 5:28 PM i didn't say that i said u shouldn't judge
americans!!do u even know what that means?
Aaron 11/6/00 5:31 PM I'm not very smart ok. You're making that
clear to me. I'm stupid!
American Woman 11/6/00 5:32 PM i wasn't trying to make u look stupid i'm
trying to make u understand things do u know
what it means u take things way out of
Aaron 11/6/00 5:38 PM Stop using big words like "pro-portion"
Who even talks like that?
American Woman 11/11/00 4:10 PM hey
Aaron 11/11/00 4:11 PM Smello.
American Woman 11/11/00 4:11 PM what?
Aaron 11/11/00 4:13 PM Hello.
American Woman 11/11/00 4:13 PM hi
Aaron 11/11/00 4:14 PM Smi.
American Woman 11/11/00 4:15 PM what?
American Woman 23/12/00 11:23 PM hey
Aaron 23/12/00 11:25 PM Hey! How are you, is it almost Christ's
birth-day in America?
American Woman 23/12/00 11:43 PM yup
Aaron 23/12/00 11:44 PM What cultural significance does this bear upon
American Woman 23/12/00 11:44 PM huh?
Aaron 23/12/00 11:45 PM Do you get shiny boxes?
Aaron 23/12/00 11:45 PM Under a shiny tree?
American Woman 23/12/00 11:45 PM like presents
American Woman 23/12/00 11:45 PM yea
Aaron 23/12/00 11:47 PM Yeah, like presents. You do? Cool. We
carve a tree out of some ice, but it's more
like a pole than a tree. We put all the dead
seals we got eachother next to it.
American Woman 23/12/00 11:47 PM oic
Aaron 23/12/00 11:49 PM You also get eachother dead seals?
American Woman 23/12/00 11:54 PM nope!we buy stuff from stores and wrap them in
wrapping paper and we open them
Aaron 23/12/00 11:56 PM Stop, stop, stop... woah. Why would you wrap
them, and then proceed to unwrap them? I am
laughing quite heartily. My bellows can be
heard quite heartily throughout the igloo.
American Woman 23/12/00 11:57 PM ok u wrap thme up and u put them under the
tree then u open them on christmas day and
they wrap them so it will be a surprise!!
Aaron 23/12/00 11:58 PM However, you purchased them yourself, how
could you NOT know what they were. You are
silly. Americans are silly.
American Woman 23/12/00 11:58 PM no somebody gets the present for u!!!u don't
get ur own u get other ppl stuff
Aaron 24/12/00 12:00 AM Well, how do you know you'll get what you
Do you only purchase drugs for eachother?
American Woman 24/12/00 12:01 AM shutup right there i do not take drugs and
neither do alot of ppl in america just b/c u
hear things and see things in the newspapers
doesn't mean its true!!!
American Woman 24/12/00 12:02 AM drugs are illegal here unless u have to take
them if u are sick with cancer or something
Aaron 24/12/00 12:03 AM I heard a Santa in Pittsburgh beat up two kids
and put them in garbage cans and rolled them
down a hill. He was drug-crazed, and he
didn't have any cancer at all. Except for
American Woman 24/12/00 12:04 AM well that does not mean everybody in america
do that stuff!!!!that guy was just messed up
in the head and i told u don't listen to
eveything u hear
American Woman 24/12/00 12:06 AM u would not like it if i said bad stuff about
where u live would u!!!
Aaron 24/12/00 12:07 AM I know that most people in America are normal.
Did you know that the ratios of blood-crazed
santas to normal people are the very highest
in Thailand? USA comes in second with 2 for
every 171 normal people.
American Woman 24/12/00 12:08 AM nobodys normal ne thing might be normal to
someone and not to someone else
Aaron 24/12/00 12:09 AM Like einstein's theory of relativity!!
American Woman 09/01/01 6:28 PM hey
Aaron 09/01/01 6:30 PM hey!! How's it going dude?
American Woman 09/01/01 6:35 PM nothin much here
Aaron 09/01/01 6:35 PM RADICAL!!
American Woman 09/01/01 6:37 PM why is that radical
Aaron 09/01/01 6:39 PM I don't know. What's radical about anything?
Let's just end it all!
American Woman 09/01/01 6:40 PM radical means cool but we don't say that
Aaron 09/01/01 6:40 PM Really? What's the word now?
American Woman 09/01/01 6:41 PM nope
Aaron 09/01/01 6:41 PM What then?
American Woman 09/01/01 6:41 PM there is too many
Aaron 09/01/01 6:42 PM Which one can I use?!
American Woman 09/01/01 6:43 PM i dunno
Aaron 09/01/01 6:44 PM Well, that's radical then.
How's America? I heard that George Bush
cheated, and voted a hundred extra times so he
could win, and my friend saw him.
American Woman 09/01/01 6:45 PM no that a lie
Aaron 09/01/01 6:47 PM What, that George Bush won? I was sure he
did. What happened with that whole
presidential thing, anyway?
American Woman 09/01/01 6:48 PM yea he won but he didn't cheat
Aaron 09/01/01 6:50 PM How do you know?
What's your scoop?
American Woman 09/01/01 6:51 PM ok if he did that he wouoldn't be a pres right
Aaron 09/01/01 6:52 PM What if no-one but my friend knew? Huh?
You're just defending your country because you
think it's sooo great.
American Woman 09/01/01 6:54 PM i never said that!!!!!!i swear u put words in
my mouth when u ahve no idea what i'm thinking
Aaron 09/01/01 6:55 PM You need to open up and talk to me more then.
I need to know what you're feeling inside.
You should write each note as long as you can,
in order for me to understand.
American Woman 09/01/01 6:56 PM well see u don't and thats why i get mad when
u say crap like that because u have no
Aaron 09/01/01 6:59 PM Do you know what I'm talking about when I ask
you to write more though?
American Woman 09/01/01 9:06 PM yes but every time i do u have some way to put
it down or my country i never put ur country
American Woman 09/01/01 9:08 PM did u get the last message before i got off
the last time
Aaron 09/01/01 9:09 PM I'll stop. I just feel bad about the state of
canada now, with al the refugees and the
situation with the hostages in Alberta. I
feel angry and resentful that you have it so
good over there.
American Woman 09/01/01 9:10 PM its not perfect anywhere
Aaron 09/01/01 9:11 PM Especially not here.
American Woman 09/01/01 9:13 PM its not perfect here either but please don't
think that are country is bad just b/c u hear
things its not all true yea we do have alot of
killings here and everything but like not
everybody takes drugs and kills ppl alot of
america does not do that stuff
Aaron 09/01/01 9:15 PM I didn't say that this time. I've learned
I'm saying my country is bad with the bloody
tribal wars going on all over the western
provinces. When will the killing stop?
American Woman 09/01/01 9:15 PM it will go on for a long time
Aaron 09/01/01 9:21 PM I know. But why will the War Chiefs not
listen to the declaration of sanitation? Why?
Aaron 16/01/01 5:02 PM Word up G. (Greetings American style.)
American Woman 16/01/01 5:02 PM ok some ppl say that!!
American Woman 16/01/01 5:02 PM just say wasup
Aaron 16/01/01 5:03 PM Like your American alcohol comercials, right?
Am I supposed to keep saying it for thirty
American Woman 16/01/01 5:04 PM haha yea but the wasup word was out before
Aaron 16/01/01 5:05 PM You mean they stole it from you? I remember
you saying that a long time ago too. Is this
when American people sue each other?
American Woman 16/01/01 5:06 PM yea but i didn't make the word up somebody
else did along time ago
Aaron 16/01/01 5:11 PM Are they dead yet? You should get them to
sue. Anyway, what's up over there?
American Woman 16/01/01 5:11 PM to sue who
Aaron 16/01/01 5:13 PM The alcoholic beverage distribution ring of
On another note, at what age did you first
learn to speak? I'm curious... I only learned
three years ago, and a few people find that
American Woman 16/01/01 5:14 PM umm. i talked before i was 1 yrs old
Aaron 16/01/01 5:16 PM Really? Intelligent discourse, or mildly
American Woman 16/01/01 5:16 PM just little words
Aaron 16/01/01 5:20 PM What mathematical notations could you write
in? Reverse Polish, or perhaps Hungarian
American Woman 16/01/01 5:20 PM huh?
Aaron 16/01/01 5:22 PM You know... reverse polish notation? When did
you learn it?
American Woman 16/01/01 5:26 PM i don't know what that is
Aaron 16/01/01 5:41 PM That's okay, most people don't. But then,
you're not most people. I find something
truly special and unique in you.
American Woman 16/01/01 6:06 PM ok thtas not unique!!just b/c i odn't know
Aaron 16/01/01 6:06 PM But in other ways, you really are special.
American Woman 16/01/01 6:07 PM thanx!!why would u say that
Aaron 16/01/01 6:08 PM I was just thinking about how much I wanted a
American Woman 16/01/01 6:09 PM why
Aaron 16/01/01 6:10 PM I don't know. I mean, why ARE we here? Is
there a meaning to life? If there was, would
it be the same for everyone or were we put
here, each with a specific purpose?
How do sledgehammers work?
American Woman 16/01/01 6:12 PM just like a hammer i think
Aaron 16/01/01 6:12 PM Yes, but the deeper question is how does a
American Woman 16/01/01 6:13 PM i don't know how to explain it
Aaron 16/01/01 6:14 PM Maybe that's why the universe is so hard to
American Woman 16/01/01 6:14 PM its hard to explain how to describe it
Aaron 16/01/01 6:15 PM Just like the universe. I know the feeling
American Woman 16/01/01 6:15 PM lol
Aaron 16/01/01 6:16 PM What? What did you say?
American Woman 16/01/01 6:16 PM lol
Aaron 16/01/01 6:18 PM What? Explain yourself?
American Woman 16/01/01 6:18 PM never mind!!it means laugh out loud!!
Aaron 16/01/01 6:19 PM Why would you do that? I can't hear you.
American Woman 16/01/01 6:20 PM nevermind its jsut teling u i'm laugii=n out
loud if u could hear me why would i put that
anyway cuz u would hear me laugh
Aaron 16/01/01 6:20 PM That's quite profound. I must ponder.
American Woman 16/01/01 6:20 PM what does ponder mean
Aaron 16/01/01 6:21 PM It sounds like wander, but with a p.
American Woman 16/01/01 6:22 PM why are u goin to wander
Aaron 16/01/01 6:24 PM Yes, just like that, but with a P. A P!
American Woman 16/01/01 6:24 PM bu why are u wanderin
Aaron 16/01/01 6:27 PM Sigh... because I come from a nomadic people,
and the tribes of Canada never stay in a
single place for more than a month.
American Woman 16/01/01 9:17 PM oic
American Woman 20/01/01 10:12 PM hey
Aaron 20/01/01 10:13 PM Transnational greetings.
American Woman 20/01/01 10:13 PM hey
Aaron 20/01/01 10:15 PM Polysyllabic hello!
American Woman 20/01/01 10:16 PM whats that mean
Aaron 20/01/01 10:18 PM Hey.
American Woman 20/01/01 10:20 PM hey
Aaron 20/01/01 10:21 PM hey
American Woman 20/01/01 10:22 PM wasup
Aaron 20/01/01 10:24 PM yeah
American Woman 20/01/01 10:24 PM yea
American Woman 20/01/01 10:24 PM wasup means what goin on
Aaron 20/01/01 10:26 PM Reeally?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:26 PM yea
Aaron 20/01/01 10:28 PM What else can you teach me?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:28 PM umm ask
Aaron 20/01/01 10:31 PM Does everyone in America go to school? How
smart are they?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:32 PM mostly everybody well it depends on how old u
Aaron 20/01/01 10:34 PM I'm 18. So how many people in America go now?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:35 PM i dunno
Aaron 20/01/01 10:36 PM What grade are you in?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:37 PM i'm only 13
Aaron 20/01/01 10:37 PM I thought you were 13 last year. Did you
forget to add one?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:38 PM no i'm 13
Aaron 20/01/01 10:39 PM Are you sure. Double check. So you don't go
to school when you're 13?
American Woman 20/01/01 10:40 PM yea i went to school since i was 4!!!i will
graduate highschool in 6 yrs then i will go to
Aaron 20/01/01 10:40 PM I thought highschool only took 4 years.
American Woman 20/01/01 10:41 PM yea but i'm in middle school right now
Aaron 20/01/01 10:56 PM I'm in ... middle school too. American
middle school. It's a really good one. I
have to go to america to go there, but it's a
top quality institution.
American Woman 20/01/01 10:57 PM oic
Aaron 20/01/01 11:01 PM It's better than your school. It's so good.
American Woman 20/01/01 11:01 PM u wouldn't know if it was!!!!u never been to
Aaron 20/01/01 11:02 PM So!! I just know. It's twice as American as
your school. Eat that!
American Woman 20/01/01 11:03 PM well u wouldn't know!!so shove that up ur
ass!!!u ahve no idea!!!!!!
Aaron 20/01/01 11:05 PM I have lots of ideas! Don't worry about it
though, baby. Let's just relax, calm down and
be friends again. As long as you understand
that this argument was all your fault.
American Woman 20/01/01 11:06 PM ok now ur jsut being a dick!!!!!!!!u have no
idea about america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so don't talk
to me b/c u are an asshole!!
Aaron 20/01/01 11:07 PM Listen baby, I just wanna make up. Please
baby, I'm down on my knees baby. I'm begging.
You don't like seeing me beg do you?
American Woman 20/01/01 11:08 PM i can't see u know can i
Aaron 20/01/01 11:09 PM Just imagine it baby. I'd kill for you baby.
Do you want me to kill? I'll do it if you say
American Woman 20/01/01 11:11 PM don't kill
Aaron 20/01/01 11:13 PM Why not baby, wouldn't it make you happy?
American Woman 20/01/01 11:13 PM nope i would never kill anybody!!
American Woman 20/01/01 11:14 PM u know what u have had that info 4ever
Aaron 20/01/01 11:15 PM You READ it? Really? Did you have any new
insights into my character?
American Woman 20/01/01 11:15 PM what
Aaron 20/01/01 11:17 PM Well anyway. I wasn't talking about you
killing, I wanted to kill someone for your
honour. You know, like carve your name into
their body or something romantic, like our
intials in blood.
American Woman 20/01/01 11:18 PM no i wouldn't want to be honored in killing
somebody thats horrible to kill someone1
Aaron 20/01/01 11:21 PM Oh come on. We do it all the time over here
during our ritual sacrifice month. It
wouldn't even be much extra hassle. Just let
me. You know it'd be cool...
American Woman 20/01/01 11:22 PM no it wouldn't!!how could u live with urself
if u killed someone i wouldn't be able to live
American Woman 20/01/01 11:23 PM ok ur scarin me and my boyfriend said hes goin
to kick ur ass!!
Aaron 20/01/01 11:26 PM Why? What did I do to your boyfriend. If
he's your friend, he's my friend. Hello
friend? Besides, he knows that we're
American Woman 20/01/01 11:49 PM umm cuz ur freakin me out!!
Aaron 20/01/01 11:50 PM Just because I'm Canadian. Are you racist?
American Woman 20/01/01 11:50 PM nope not at all i'm just sayin u shouldn't
Aaron 20/01/01 11:51 PM Not kill, really. More like violently
sacrifice them to appease the gods.
American Woman 20/01/01 11:51 PM u shouldn't do that to anybody
Aaron 20/01/01 11:54 PM Why are you trying to change my culture? It'
really offending me. Anyway, racist, what's
your boyfriend like? Does he have teeth?
American Woman 20/01/01 11:55 PM i'm not
yea he has teeth!!
Aaron 20/01/01 11:59 PM Oh. I find myself dizzy with waves of a
feeling most identify as jealousy. The rage
is building within me.
You remember that we are betrothed, correct?
You may continue to see this boy, as long as
you know it must eventually end.
Tell me more of this "boyf"
American Woman 21/01/01 12:24 PM ok my boyfriend has brown hair brown eyes he
is tall and i dunno ask about him
Aaron 22/01/01 6:23 PM What is his American penis like? Describe it.
American Woman 24/01/01 10:29 PM hey what do u want to know about my b/f
Aaron 24/01/01 10:31 PM Does he ever take off his clothes? Suppose it
was really too hot. Would he?
American Woman 24/01/01 10:32 PM just his shirt not his whole thing like not
hes pants or anything
Aaron 24/01/01 10:33 PM You mean he's never taken his pants off?
American Woman 25/01/01 3:57 PM not in front of me!!
American Woman 25/01/01 11:05 PM hey what else do u want to know about him
Aaron 25/01/01 11:05 PM I'm not interested now. You missed your
American Woman 25/01/01 11:06 PM interested in what
American Woman 25/01/01 11:09 PM what do u mean ur not interested
Aaron 25/01/01 11:10 PM I'm not. You weren't fast enough.
American Woman 25/01/01 11:10 PM what are u not interested in?
Aaron 25/01/01 11:11 PM Your boyfriend. I don't think he's very
tough, he's probably all talk, and I doubt
he's half as cool as me.
American Woman 25/01/01 11:12 PM just b/c he doesn't take his pants off!!
Aaron 25/01/01 11:14 PM Yes. But no, not just because of that. It's
really a lot of complex things, which I don't
care to go into. One being that he's
unattractive. Two, that I'm rather hungry.
Three, you didn't really convince me of your
true feelings for him.
American Woman 25/01/01 11:15 PM umm but see u never asked anyhting like that u
just asked 2 questions which i answered
Aaron 25/01/01 11:18 PM I'd rather have a long string of conciousness
than a few measly words. Just blab. Pretend
I'm a girlfriend if that does it for you.
American Woman 02/02/01 10:47 PM hey i'm not goin with my b/f anymore
Aaron 02/02/01 10:47 PM Really? You finally saw him without pants
American Woman 02/02/01 10:48 PM i never saw him without pants but were not
goin out anymore
Aaron 02/02/01 10:50 PM Oh... didn't work out, did it. It's hard to
occupy one's mind with others, while that
single true love sits huddled shivering in
another country, in another igloo.
American Woman 02/02/01 10:50 PM oic
American Woman 03/02/01 12:02 AM hey
American Woman 03/02/01 12:11 AM hey
Aaron 03/02/01 12:12 AM Hey.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:12 AM wasup
Aaron 03/02/01 12:13 AM Yeah.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:14 AM i said wasup
Aaron 03/02/01 12:15 AM Really?
American Woman 03/02/01 12:16 AM yea
Aaron 03/02/01 12:16 AM No.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:16 AM ur actin weird
Aaron 03/02/01 12:17 AM I'm just not in the mood for phonetic
vocabulary, and beer comercial diction.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:18 AM oic u can talk about something other than that
Aaron 03/02/01 12:22 AM I was pretty sure I could, but thanks for the
American Woman 03/02/01 12:23 AM yup no prob
Aaron 03/02/01 12:24 AM Have you ever read any books? I love books, I
wish everyone read books.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:24 AM we have to read books in school!!
Aaron 03/02/01 12:25 AM You've never done it volountarily?
American Woman 03/02/01 12:26 AM yea all the time!
Aaron 03/02/01 12:26 AM Like what kinds? What books have you read by
choice. Volountarily means you wanted to.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:27 AM i know what it means umm i like scary books
Aaron 03/02/01 12:28 AM You mean the covers? Which ones have you
opened, and read all the way through?
American Woman 03/02/01 12:28 AM scary ones like murder stories and scary ones
Aaron 03/02/01 12:29 AM Like goosebumps, or Charlie Brown, and the
great Jack O' Lantern?
American Woman 03/02/01 12:30 AM no!!!
Aaron 03/02/01 12:31 AM Babysitters club hallowe'en specials?
American Woman 03/02/01 12:32 AM nope!!those are stupid how old do u think i
Aaron 03/02/01 12:33 AM I don't know, how old do you think you are?
What books then?
American Woman 03/02/01 12:34 AM like the r.l stine ones but like no the
Aaron 03/02/01 12:36 AM Wait... okay, wait... not goosebumps, right,
they're too young. You read the R. L Stine
American Woman 03/02/01 12:37 AM like the older ones like his murder ones
Aaron 03/02/01 12:40 AM Wow. That's some heavy stuff there. I'd be
too afraid to read them. One time I tried a
couple months ago, and I kept seeing the
boogie monster lurking within the darkness of
my igloo closet.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:40 AM haha real funny!!
Aaron 03/02/01 12:41 AM What the hell is your problem?! I try to be
honest, and tell you really personal things.
You MAKE FUN. I'm not laughing, I'm crying,
you... you... jerk.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:42 AM i thought u were being sarcastic!!sorry!!geez
Aaron 03/02/01 12:42 AM No, you're just INSENSITIVE. Learn something
about CARING, and then try talking to me.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:43 AM i know what caring is!!like i know ur
sensitive till now!!u need to learn everybody
doesn't know how u are and u need to except
Aaron 03/02/01 12:45 AM NEVER!! Everyone else seems to know how I am.
If I'm going to marry you, you'd better start
figuring me out lady.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:45 AM well not everybody knows u that well!!
Aaron 03/02/01 12:46 AM Well, YOU should.
American Woman 03/02/01 12:47 AM well maybe i don'!
American Woman 03/02/01 10:29 PM hey
Aaron 03/02/01 10:30 PM HEY!!
American Woman 03/02/01 10:30 PM whats goin on
Aaron 03/02/01 10:32 PM I'm making a bouquet of flowers to mail to
American Woman 03/02/01 10:33 PM oic thats cool
Aaron 03/02/01 10:34 PM I bludgeoned two seals today, and I'm putting
the flowers in one of their skulls. I think
it looks romantic. You're going to love it.
American Woman 03/02/01 10:36 PM ok!why did u kill seals
Aaron 03/02/01 10:38 PM Because they deserved to die. Plus I was
American Woman 03/02/01 10:39 PM i don't want to get in a fight with u but what
did they fo to u to die
Aaron 03/02/01 10:44 PM They were making seal noises outside my igloo.
Really cute ones, and louder ones, and they
were flopping around.
American Woman 03/02/01 10:44 PM oic well i don't think they were tryin to get
on ur nerves
Aaron 03/02/01 10:46 PM I know. I didn't say they were. They didn't
even really bother me at all, I even thought
it was kind of cute. So I smashed their heads
open and broke their bodies with a steel pipe.
American Woman 03/02/01 10:47 PM thats mean
Aaron 03/02/01 10:56 PM Why? They were going to die any way. I mean,
if I didn't smash their heads in with a pipe,
I probably would have slit their throats, or
harpooned them to a wall.
Aaron 16/02/01 11:54 PM I just bashed in a baby seal's head, and shot
an arrow through an arctic bunny rabbit.
American Woman 16/02/01 11:55 PM thats cruel
Aaron 16/02/01 11:55 PM No, it was fun, not cruel.
American Woman 16/02/01 11:56 PM ok
Aaron 16/02/01 11:57 PM ok?
American Woman 16/02/01 11:57 PM i think it is cruel
Aaron 16/02/01 11:59 PM But you're wrong. One time, I threw a baby
seal off a cliff, then I kicked a penguin, and
bit off a bunch of baby penguins heads, then I
put them all in a garbage compactor.
American Woman 17/02/01 12:00 AM don't talk to me thats so cruel to do to
animals if u did that around where i lived u
would be punished!
Aaron 17/02/01 12:03 AM Well, if you lived where I lived, you'd be
punished for not killing animals.
American Woman 17/02/01 12:04 AM ok thats weird!then i would be punished alot!
Aaron 17/02/01 12:05 AM Feel guilt and shame. You would be an
outcast. You should come visit some time.
American Woman 17/02/01 12:05 AM ok
Aaron 17/02/01 12:06 AM ok?
American Woman 20/02/01 7:14 PM hi
Aaron 20/02/01 7:15 PM HI. How are you?
American Woman 20/02/01 7:15 PM fine
Aaron 20/02/01 7:15 PM Why?
American Woman 20/02/01 7:16 PM cuz i am
Aaron 20/02/01 7:17 PM Because you're what?
American Woman 20/02/01 7:18 PM cuz i am fine
American Woman 03/03/01 11:40 PM hey
Aaron 03/03/01 11:41 PM Hello. How are you doing?
American Woman 03/03/01 11:42 PM good!what about u?
Aaron 03/03/01 11:43 PM Terrible. You?
American Woman 03/03/01 11:43 PM good!
Aaron 12/03/01 6:58 PM Hi! are you on march break from your schools?
I don't go to school any more.
American Woman 12/03/01 6:59 PM nope
Aaron 12/03/01 7:00 PM Are you at school right now?
American Woman 12/03/01 7:03 PM how can i be in school when i'm on here
Aaron 12/03/01 7:06 PM You don't have computers at school? I thought
america was rich. Ha ha ha, you are pulling
my leg again. Did you know that Americans
have smaller kidneys than canadians? (on
American Woman 12/03/01 7:07 PM umm we are not allowed to chat with ppl on the
internet at school but we have alot of
Aaron 12/03/01 7:11 PM Is it because you might make drug deals on the
internet? Schools don't like drugs.
That stinks though. You're never allowed to
chat? At all?
What if you really needed to make a drug deal?
American Woman 12/03/01 7:12 PM shutup about the drug thing u have no clue
Aaron 12/03/01 7:13 PM Give me a clue you nasty mean person. You
made me cry.
American Woman 12/03/01 7:13 PM whatever!!
Aaron 12/03/01 7:17 PM Ok then, what do you want to talk about?
American Woman 07/04/01 11:53 PM hey
Aaron 07/04/01 11:53 PM Hey!
American Woman 07/04/01 11:54 PM wasup
Aaron 07/04/01 11:56 PM Hmmm, I got accepted to a college the other
day. I'm going to a city, with all sorts of
American Woman 07/04/01 11:56 PM thast cool!
Aaron 07/04/01 11:57 PM What are you going to do with your life?
American Woman 07/04/01 11:58 PM what do u mean what i want to be when i grow
up?or what do u mean>
American Woman 08/04/01 12:02 AM hello?
Aaron 08/04/01 12:11 AM Yeah, when you "grow up," of course. What
Aaron 25/04/01 8:24 PM Hi, how is america going?
American Woman 25/04/01 8:25 PM good!what about canada
Aaron 25/04/01 8:27 PM good!
American Woman 25/04/01 8:28 PM thats good
Aaron 25/04/01 8:30 PM good...
American Woman 25/04/01 8:30 PM yea
Aaron 25/04/01 8:32 PM What was it that was good, again?
American Woman 25/04/01 8:33 PM what?
Aaron 25/04/01 8:37 PM Why do I always have to carry the
American Woman 25/04/01 8:38 PM what do u mean?start the convers
Aaron 25/04/01 8:43 PM No, no, I mean keep it going.
Aaron 19/05/01 5:17 PM Anything exciting happen in America-ville
American Woman 19/05/01 5:19 PM i dunno
Aaron 19/05/01 5:19 PM Do you read newspapers? We make newspapers
out of trees over here.
American Woman 19/05/01 5:20 PM yea i read newspapers..yea all paper is made
out of trees
Aaron 19/05/01 5:21 PM What are trees made of then?
American Woman 19/05/01 5:22 PM trees!
Aaron 19/05/01 5:23 PM So trees are the smallest constituent
particles that compose matter?
Aaron 26/05/01 9:28 PM Hi, I just bought a lightbulb today, and my
parents helped me install it. Now it is like
daytime, all the time.
American Woman 26/05/01 9:28 PM thast cool
Aaron 26/05/01 9:29 PM warm
American Woman 26/05/01 9:29 PM cool doens't mean like burr cool
Aaron 26/05/01 9:30 PM What does it mean?
American Woman 26/05/01 9:32 PM like i dunno how to explain it but it is a
Aaron 26/05/01 9:34 PM Coldness is our enemy in canada. That is why
igloos are built. To shield us from the cool.
American Woman 26/05/01 9:34 PM but it is not that kind of cold
Aaron 26/05/01 9:38 PM We have 43 different words for cold. Which
one is it.
American Woman 26/05/01 9:39 PM i duno
Aaron 26/05/01 9:39 PM Don't you know anything?!
It's so hard to talk to you.
American Woman 26/05/01 9:40 PM well your just so complicated how in the hell
am i supposed to know your 43 words of cold!
Aaron 26/05/01 9:47 PM Don't you care about me and my culture? We
are a complicated people, we Canadians, like
for example, while others might pet a bunny
rabbit delicately, a Canadian would insert a
dremel tool into its body to liquify its
inards for easy drainage.
Aaron 02/06/01 12:28 AM Hello, my love.
American Woman 02/06/01 12:28 AM hey
Aaron 02/06/01 12:29 AM How art thou, mine beauteous angel?
American Woman 02/06/01 12:29 AM good what about u
Aaron 02/06/01 12:29 AM I bode well, and thee?
American Woman 02/06/01 12:29 AM thats good
Aaron 02/06/01 12:31 AM Anything new happen in America?
American Woman 02/06/01 12:36 AM not that i know of
Aaron 02/06/01 12:37 AM Are we still getting married?
American Woman 03/06/01 9:03 PM nope i have my eyes on somebody else
Aaron 05/06/01 10:57 PM Sweet, sweet beauty, how can you refuse my
American Woman 05/06/01 10:57 PM lol i duno
Aaron 05/06/01 11:08 PM Why then are we waiting, if there are no
reasons against, to be found, why not elope?
American Woman 05/06/01 11:09 PM b/c i don't know u!
Aaron 05/06/01 11:10 PM But don't you see? You really do! Better
even than my own parents. Only you can give
me the love I need.
American Woman 05/06/01 11:11 PM yea ok whatever
American Woman 10/06/01 12:37 AM hey
Aaron 10/06/01 12:38 AM hey. you changed the coloUr of your font?
American Woman 10/06/01 12:40 AM ok
Aaron 10/06/01 12:42 AM you did? I asked you a question. a QUESTION.
you supposed to respond.
American Woman 10/06/01 12:42 AM i did what?
Aaron 10/06/01 12:43 AM You're supposed to say "Yes, I changed my
font" or "You must be mistaken, it's the same
American Woman 10/06/01 12:43 AM its the same as always
Aaron 10/06/01 12:47 AM Oh. Have you done something with your hair
American Woman 10/06/01 12:47 AM no
American Woman 11/06/01 11:40 PM hey
Aaron 11/06/01 11:43 PM Hey.
American Woman 11/06/01 11:43 PM wasup moon69
Aaron 11/06/01 11:45 PM What in HADES did you say?
American Woman 11/06/01 11:47 PM hey moons wasup 69
Aaron 11/06/01 11:48 PM You are scaring me greatly. In Canada, we use
language to communicate. This aids us in
sharing "thoughts." How, and precisely why do
American Woman 11/06/01 11:50 PM twat
Aaron 11/06/01 11:50 PM What?!
American Woman 11/06/01 11:52 PM twat
Aaron 11/06/01 11:54 PM Sphincter say twat?
American Woman 11/06/01 11:55 PM well cymore buttss said twat
Aaron 11/06/01 11:55 PM Are you on drugs... I mean more than usual?
American Woman 11/06/01 11:57 PM umm no
Aaron 11/06/01 11:58 PM Umm... you shut up. I'm tired of your phony
american bull shit. Your disgusting language
and insults are too childish for me. I think
you've been faking it. You're an italian
American Woman 12/06/01 12:05 AM daddy want some spaghetti
Aaron 12/06/01 12:05 AM Is this what passes for wit in Italia?
American Woman 12/06/01 12:07 AM yes we we.
Aaron 12/06/01 12:08 AM Oui? (as in yes?)
That's FUCKING FRENCH.
American Woman 12/06/01 12:10 AM weee weee we know
Aaron 12/06/01 12:11 AM What are you, the queen of America?
American Woman 12/06/01 12:12 AM yea
Aaron 12/06/01 12:12 AM Can i marry you?
American Woman 12/06/01 12:13 AM no
American Woman 14/06/01 12:24 AM hello
American Woman 17/06/01 12:40 AM hey
Aaron 17/06/01 12:40 AM Hey.
American Woman 17/06/01 12:40 AM wasup
Aaron 17/06/01 12:41 AM Vocabulary.
American Woman 17/06/01 12:42 AM huh
Aaron 17/06/01 12:43 AM I don't know... wasup?
American Woman 17/06/01 12:43 AM notta thang..just chillin..what about u?>
Aaron 17/06/01 12:46 AM You mean that the climate of america is very
cold now? I was under the impression that it
was warm all year round, as it is cold here.
Is the planet earth's climate not similar to
American Woman 17/06/01 12:47 AM nope it is warm here..but chillin means like
your just hangin out like around the house and
crap like that
Aaron 17/06/01 12:48 AM What do you mean by crap? Is hanging not
fun... what does it have to do with poo?
American Woman 17/06/01 12:49 AM no crap..is just like stuff or it can mean
Aaron 17/06/01 12:49 AM Did you mean poop? Are you pooping right now?
American Woman 17/06/01 12:49 AM no i am not poopin right now!
Aaron 17/06/01 12:50 AM Did you just finish?
American Woman 17/06/01 12:50 AM nope..
Aaron 17/06/01 12:50 AM Then you must be doing stuff?
American Woman 17/06/01 12:51 AM yea i am
Aaron 17/06/01 12:51 AM What stuff are you doing?
American Woman 17/06/01 12:52 AM o just talkin to some people and sittin here
and watchin tv
Aaron 17/06/01 12:52 AM You have TV?!!
American Woman 17/06/01 12:53 AM yea the televison
Aaron 17/06/01 1:09 AM You HAVE A TELEVISION!??!!
American Woman 17/06/01 1:10 AM yea..why
Aaron 17/06/01 1:20 AM It's just that they are very rare and sought
after in canada. Do you have more than one?
American Woman 17/06/01 1:21 AM yea i have 5 in my house
Aaron 17/06/01 1:22 AM FIVE!? Why, our entire village has not one.
Do you use all five at the same time?
American Woman 17/06/01 1:23 AM no not really..well u can if u wanted to..i
have one in my room and one in my moms room
and one in the living room and one in my
brothers room and one in the basement
Aaron 17/06/01 1:24 AM I would humbly request that you sent the
basement television to our village. We are in
dire need. Just like children in brazil, we
desperatly need your help.
American Woman 17/06/01 1:25 AM umm we give a girl from brazil 30 dollars a
month for her family..
Aaron 17/06/01 1:26 AM How much do tv;s cost?
American Woman 17/06/01 1:27 AM umm..i dunno..they are pretty exspensive!
Aaron 17/06/01 1:27 AM Perhaps 360 dollars?
Aaron 19/07/01 9:26 PM How's it going?
American Woman 19/07/01 9:28 PM good..what about u
Aaron 19/07/01 9:28 PM bad, what about you?
American Woman 19/07/01 9:30 PM good
Aaron 19/07/01 9:30 PM Really?
American Woman 19/07/01 9:31 PM yup..
Aaron 19/07/01 9:31 PM NOO!
American Woman 19/07/01 9:32 PM what?
Aaron 19/07/01 9:32 PM do you even listen to me?
American Woman 19/07/01 9:33 PM yea..y are u bad>
Aaron 19/07/01 9:34 PM Well, my parents made me polish the igloo, so
I'm very tired.
American Woman 19/07/01 9:35 PM oic..well that sux
Aaron 19/07/01 9:35 PM Shiny igloo, or being tired?
American Woman 19/07/01 9:37 PM both
Aaron 19/07/01 9:37 PM Well a shiny igloo is an invisible one, so my
American Woman 19/07/01 9:38 PM oic
Aaron 19/07/01 9:39 PM NOO! That's the point, you shouldn't. You
should not see.
American Woman 19/07/01 9:40 PM o ok!!
Aaron 14/08/01 11:35 PM Why did you put english twice under your
spoken languages in your info? Do you speak
english twice as well as me?
American Woman 14/08/01 11:36 PM no i dont mean it like that!
Aaron 14/08/01 11:37 PM How DO you mean it?
American Woman 14/08/01 11:37 PM i diunno..i just put it in there..
Aaron 14/08/01 11:38 PM Excuses, excuses... so how's basketball and
American Woman 14/08/01 11:39 PM good..im just now startin volleyball..i ache
Aaron 14/08/01 11:41 PM Have you tried ice?
American Woman 14/08/01 11:41 PM what?
Aaron 14/08/01 11:42 PM Have you tried icing your muscles?
American Woman 14/08/01 11:42 PM yea..but they still hurt
Aaron 14/08/01 11:43 PM Have you tried hot ice?
American Woman 14/08/01 11:44 PM umm yea
Aaron 14/08/01 11:45 PM Good... how hot was it?
American Woman 21/08/01 11:50 PM hey
Aaron 21/08/01 11:50 PM HHHEEEEYYY
American Woman 21/08/01 11:50 PM whats goin on
Aaron 21/08/01 11:51 PM I'm having a party!! Wanna come?
American Woman 21/08/01 11:51 PM i would come..but not all the way to canada
Aaron 21/08/01 11:52 PM Why not? That's where I live.
American Woman 21/08/01 11:53 PM i kno but i live in the usa
Aaron 26/02/02 7:07 PM Hey, how's it going?
American Woman 26/02/02 7:09 PM umm i goota go
Aaron 26/02/02 7:09 PM Are you just avoiding me?
American Woman 26/02/02 7:09 PM nope..i gotta go