In the summer of 2000, my parents went away on vacation for
two weeks. This had never happened before. The freedom,
the responsibility! Oh my, it was almost too much. I had to
make them pay! When my parents arrived home, this is what
they found. Note the bottle of water in the top right, as I had it
ready for the vomit effect the instant I heard the door open. A
book for the wait, and I was set. I think my mother went into
shock, everyone kind of just stood there staring quietly.